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[转载] 全世界最大的杀人大黄蜂已经登陆美国西海岸

‘Murder Hornets’ spotted in US
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" d; D4 G4 g4 r1 K0 R% b. ~4 |: g(视频简介)2020年5月4日发布,播放数175万,1.9万人点赞,1747人点踩;原视频来自ABC News# w- D3 ^. V9 f4 S. z  e3 F7 q1 r1 c
杀人大黄蜂即大虎头蜂,为世界最大的胡蜂,主要分布在东亚地区。8 q% Q  L& Z5 M7 u
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1 f3 J' Y0 p4 y) u5 S4 b+ H" P( H& n1、Coronavirus: the humans are still going outside
. d& A% x8 v9 w/ O8 ?2020: alright, release the murder hornets
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新冠病毒:这些人类还在往室外跑) H% G" ~/ H' a! O
2020:好吧,放出杀人蜂9 `2 _" }# Z4 @" T
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2、Everyone: 2020 can you please stop trying to kill us?9 R( h/ \8 Y& A/ A  }
2020: No. I don’t think I will." m0 t$ B% p8 B# Q2 Y! ^# l) t+ k
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所有人:2020君,能不能请你别再变着法儿弄死我们了?
6 _9 D+ v/ V9 k+ |8 P/ {2020君:不要。我可不愿意。/ A: S8 ^3 l7 G) a" J; O' _

1 H4 n7 o+ }  e! m( ~5 M(回复1)Humans destroying the earth and it’s environment.
& r+ {6 Z! O1 o8 }1 d9 y, _: tMother Nature: My turn% G- q1 c' r7 {8 Y# Q
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人类毁掉了地球及其环境。
% W2 \; {3 _2 V6 s# o; B自然母亲:该我上场了。
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: h6 d# G, I% {5 ]  \/ w3、Everyone: 2020 can’t get any worse.) c5 v! O2 p6 g
Murder hornets: Hey.... hey.. how y’all doing?: u  E( l3 Q+ N5 n
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所有人:2020年糟得不能再糟了。. M! C  T( f) }/ p" M; Y* B) N  N
杀人大黄蜂:喂..喂..各位亲都好吗?
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4、Who tf is playing Jumanji
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" ^5 f' k$ Y. ]2 P2 a. j( O* M4 V是哪个杀千刀的在玩勇敢者的游戏啊5 K, y. M2 t) i
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(回复1)2020 apparently lol6 s; R2 l8 F' ?' G8 Y
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呵呵明显是2020君6 F: M2 h' j  \( Z" \/ K" l
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5、January: Australian fires, O+ G7 c( r% G! e! k9 d
February: ww3 almost started
$ g. O& u% j( p0 @9 ~March: coronavirus pandemic begins
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" @$ C/ K/ w6 w) J; \: b) _May: giant murder hornets hit US
' [" G  T# H4 A1 b" n0 h$ JPredictions for June: The moon will explode
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# M5 W7 N7 F, B一月:澳大利亚大火
% d5 _2 ^& }2 a2 t* ^0 o二月:三战几乎开打
+ d1 T# {. K/ M2 c三月:新冠瘟疫开始
' W( e+ j3 P2 |+ M+ W% L四月:隔离
: D0 h4 K- X. V3 M" U' Z; g五月:巨大的杀人大黄蜂袭击美国& E/ I: ~$ ~: e+ u/ L
对六月的预测:月亮将会爆炸8 O7 t& G6 U. e7 h: s; m  e
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9、Nobody:
; i5 c/ a& _7 n# u1 K2020: Peace was never an option
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; U0 x4 |4 F) k0 D/ ^某个无名小卒:(这…)5 F$ ^" E# ?3 \' e4 J) v  l
2020:安宁永远都不会成为选项
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10、Instead of cracking jokes, how about you people get right with Jesus Christ before he comes
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你们这些人与其讲笑话,先弥补一下对耶稣犯下的罪如何,赶在他归来之前。
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11、Who really misses 2019 and wishes 2020 wasnt here yet?
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有没有谁真心想念2019年,而且希望2020年还没有到来?  _1 F, {, E' t$ X5 N8 x
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(回复1)We took it for granted every year before it even.' z& ~9 b+ z; t! }. J! I" K
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我们甚至会在每一年到来之前,视其为理所当然。, E1 [8 O# W* l0 M' m  m( C$ r

0 V4 r; @+ ^, D(回复2)I miss 2010
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我想念2010年
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(回复3)2019 ain''t even that bad for me. 2020 is the real deal, but middle ages are the worst.( }( Z" I7 ~- N/ n
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对我来说2019年也没有那么糟。2020年属于来真的了,但中世纪才是最惨的。
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# u$ R3 ?. Q# ]12、Things everyone buys in 2020.) N$ v6 M, s' v4 c0 F, E
January: sanitizer and toilet paper
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0 A9 k1 }7 C# D4 E7 a所有人都会在2020年购买的东西。
5 `9 `* }4 l. o5 i1 O& i- w一月:消毒剂和厕纸" h" M: v. [; D7 }
五月:杀虫喷雾
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5 k9 F, ?9 f* q' h& M2 w: M9 Z" q13、It’s not called murder hornets this is just a fear tactic! And if this was first seen in December why r the announcing it now? Because they want to evoke fear !
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这玩意儿不叫杀人蜂,这只是一种恐吓战术!而且,如果第一次发现它是在十二月,那为什么现在才报?因为他们希望引发恐惧!
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: ?& l  |: g( m14、In today’s episode of “how can 2020 get any worse?”
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会出现在今天的《2020年还能如何更惨?》剧集中5 {4 T0 s9 k' Z* R" T

: C. j/ n7 l1 [$ R(回复1)2020: are you challenging me?
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* _- A: I+ ^% r) r# f+ r2020年:你是在挑战我吗?
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(回复2)In tonight’s episode of “Asia keeps destroying the world”5 v1 a. @& `/ C7 o$ U
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会出现在今晚的《亚洲一直都在毁灭全世界》剧集中。- t9 [. v8 G! z1 j9 q- Z& y) C/ I$ \3 Q
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(回复3)Next week''s weather forecast, bright and sunny all week with the exception of Sunday which will have light showers and an alien invasion.
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下周的天气预报:整周都是阳光普照的大晴天,除了周日会出现小阵雨以及外星人入侵。
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. v% o$ g; s% |+ X5 k: l4 D15、"2020 is gonna be our year", ]! I# s9 \! l' m+ Q! i
January: almost ww3, B1 m2 u/ p$ Z( F0 R
February: corona getting worse
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April: US getting 1M cases of corona# z) {6 B2 W4 {- A
May: * murder hornets found in US.& w) y" C& _, O+ q9 g7 A2 n- T
whats next??....
( f) W. [* L% pJune: cure for corona gone wrong possible zombie apocalypse; y2 c2 U# n' ]/ }& s* r
July: human population gone way down/ v* ]3 I3 y9 u
August: only shelter in the whole world falling apart
% l6 f) E& |% @9 `; d  T! D: JSeptember: last survivors of NASA see an asteroid coming our way for the 100th time and this time it wont miss# S! x* Y: _. v2 ]0 M
October:*sea animals can now walk on land*' ~0 k' }4 k/ X( h! X4 J
November: * gravity doesn''t exist and we have to wear spacesuits in order to breathe*
1 ?9 H5 `" p' d& X" X. P* cDecember: asteroid.
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! [. V4 V% k- y) A( N“2020年将属于我们”# l4 W" F' R6 n+ ~1 k
一月:差一点开打三战# c" s  T% b1 a3 m
二月:新冠疫情恶化5 o1 x- Q+ X9 A: d' P0 C4 r& G. o
三月:下半年学校休学,一切都关张了) g/ |* z8 ?1 }. b
四月:美国的病例达到一百万
; C+ @2 t5 i2 ?9 {( C五月:在美国发现杀人蜂: ^: _  J) _1 n$ s6 g% e/ R

# J. \3 C; z% t* w接下来会是什么呢??
; W8 F4 @% s' C8 Q1 N六月:治疗新冠病毒的药物出了错,可能酿成僵尸大爆发
- w# x. o. N9 G5 u% w# i) l七月:人类人口大幅减少" B5 @+ }  g) Z! t! h$ I
八月:全世界唯一的避难所土崩瓦解* e+ E" o% m$ D: P+ s# O. Y3 O' [
九月:NASA的最后一批幸存者第一百次发现了一颗小行星向我们的地球袭来,而这一次它没有偏离
; i* y5 e- t; Y/ n十月:海洋动物现在可以走上陆地了, H  h2 ^: d: T! F& y5 ]: E) e0 v' l
十一月:重力不复存在,我们为了能够呼吸不得不穿上宇航服
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(回复1)Jesus returns but he''s really pissed; ^' `: }  B4 g4 q5 T4 D9 {

6 K, h/ x( I8 B" h% A, b耶稣回来了,但他真的是气坏了
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16、Imagine another quarantine because of the hornets.
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9 U* ]( ^+ J: n* @想象下,因为这些大黄蜂又来一次隔离。6 M$ d8 M: [: G- u: S

) |7 t: r" r% V% T(回复1)If we had another quarantine on top of this quarantine I’d actually kill myself
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0 H" Y% R# ?6 [9 u$ f6 y/ ~0 k如果我们在这次隔离的基础上再来一次隔离,那我真的会去寻死。
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4 e; E1 @$ g8 w/ f17、The season finale is gonna be Noah’s ark; o* {( M* X, r/ a
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季终集会是诺亚方舟
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( p  m. e7 [) ?/ t7 B(回复1)Season 2- killer hornets7 E% ~6 a& C9 q' ~2 z' O5 R/ k8 z& k
Season 3- cannibals/international unrest
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Season 5- Aliens appear and hunt down humans for food.
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8 q$ i. r- d! X; s第二季:杀人大黄蜂
! w; }6 w, t6 m. A' [" q第三季:人吃人/全球动荡
% g, x) t# w- P% G$ k第四季:第三次世界大战
; |, n& l' y# F# g第五季:外星人亮相,并猎杀人类作为食物。, I5 w. Q% ^" d% X8 L  C

( [  J0 W$ M  t" V7 R, E18、2019: best year ever
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2019:迄今最好的一年; f. T( j/ M( H
2020:目标,活下去。
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1 v  p% x- \0 o: Z: V19、People: 2020 can''t get any worse4 l7 x5 Z0 @4 I* o) H; d1 n; H
2020: Wait wait, next on list, the Hornets.
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! k4 t. P) H  i3 C人间:2020年不可能更糟糕了
6 [' L# A- \: m+ L2020:等等哦,清单上的下一项:大黄蜂
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26、My friend: 2020 is going to be much better- f. z0 u1 i6 z3 G6 x6 _% h0 a. X; B
Coronavirus: laughs
6 c1 r5 l* [8 X9 jMy friend: "everything will be better after this pandemic ends"1 o7 I9 o! U- v
Murder Hornets: Allow us to introduce ourselves! n+ r* c+ U9 N- A8 v

: r; I. z8 H0 V/ |我朋友:2020年的情况会好得多, d* K, x: w1 [/ ?4 S
新冠病毒:呵呵呵* M% R- c1 I) K# g/ O
我朋友:“这场瘟疫结束后,一切都会变好的”$ R( J- E& m) }
杀人大黄蜂:请允许我们介绍下自己
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27、This world is right on track to fulfilling the prophecies that the bible speaks about. The LORD IS COMING SOON!! I PRAY THAT WE''LL ALL BE READY!!
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. f2 p; W& q9 {# b* I3 H这个世界正在向圣经中所预言的方向疾速狂奔。主很快就要临世了!!我祈愿我们都能做好准备!!
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2 W  g, N! Q  p6 u, S28、Covid-19 : Prepare for trouble
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杀人大黄蜂:就来个祸不单行吧!
, [0 o1 A6 s1 Q4 r/ y2 m! _8 K+ M(回复1)Godzilla how bout a triple* q( w) d* j$ G
哥斯拉:咱整个一炮三响如何?
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29、As someone with a phobia of hornets this my worst nightmare9 o9 \; N+ v& ?/ I7 Q6 Q' M( d

0 |) R0 Z. ]- Y9 [9 M0 f作为一个有恐蜂症的人,这是我最可怕的噩梦。# F* b- m, O1 L) e
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30、Government = “everyone stay at home”
, L# r4 i  e$ A  c* tAmericans = “NO”
/ s: E$ t' ]5 Z0 p. O4 CGovernment = “release the murder hornets”
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5 C0 n0 n" N& ?/ c3 Y. @3 Q政府:“所有人都给我待在家里”
  |) B3 n8 A6 m& e美国人:“不要”
; f0 N0 o6 @3 J+ H! R, A" J* ]; C政府:“放出杀人大黄蜂”+ O& j# S+ ^* q  C. ^5 l, _

( G4 X6 _1 X7 E' R6 [* w31、Donald trump: ''BLAME CHINA''0 b) n% e0 K1 H1 O7 {) h
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特朗普:“都是中国的错!”% Q3 N# C, d0 n" X1 h
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32、“Nooooo! You can’t just make every month terrible this year!” Mother Nature: “haha hell wasps go bzzzzz”: X) {% T) D* E$ m' i7 R

" ^$ @+ c: o, v& {1 Y& B& z% `$ N- }* Z“不!你不能把今年的每个月都搞得这么惨吧!”" v2 D+ _3 x5 s4 H, g
自然母亲:“哈哈,地狱大黄蜂,给我蜇人去”
  ~- d8 M4 y" x. @- B(回复1)Mother Nature has become Hitler
/ J2 \( p& V8 t6 ^自然母亲已经变成了希特勒
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33、I was really looking forward to a good year.5 U/ U& n9 S& o5 E/ K( _
Not anymore now. This year sucks
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我是真的盼望能来个好年。
. Q. N4 E% v! x: B现在我已经别无所求了。今年太衰了。% \1 j4 u, T" p5 O% j2 A* `9 ~

6 X$ `9 g  _+ K9 y# C' C' h34、They can’t be that bad ... I mean who doesn’t like meatballs? I can relate to these guys.* w% d" d: W! ~8 a& s6 `1 b- h3 O1 h

# K# u" @. w; Q  X它们也不至于那么坏啦…我的意思是,谁会不喜欢肉丸子呢?我是可以理解这些家伙的。5 J- C+ l& w7 U# U+ T: m
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35、Bruh this literally confirms that we’re in a simulation. Some alien was sitting back at his computer just gettin bored watching all the years goin by with nothing happening and he was was like Ight I’m gonna have some fun this year. clicks add deadly virus button clicks UFO button clicks deadly insect button Now he’s sittin back in his chair probably eating something good just enjoying himself laughing at humanity.
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哥们,这件事也就证实了我们身处于模拟出来的世界,一点没夸张。一些个外星人正坐在他的电脑后面,看着年复一年无甚大事发生的人类历程都看腻了,于是他就心说,今年我来找点乐子吧。于是就点击了载入致命病毒的按钮,点击了载入UFO按钮,点击了载入致命昆虫的按钮。现在他可以闲坐在他的椅子上,吃着点什么好东西,沉浸在取笑人类中优哉游哉了。  u1 t1 w2 `. H+ H8 \+ M

3 w% m. Z1 z9 x# o36、Looks like we just had a mishap translating the Mayan calendar. Must''ve ended at 2021, not 2012.
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貌似我们把玛雅历法给解读岔了。(这个世界)肯定是在2021年结束,而非2012年。- K* Y: C  n" V4 r! o/ x
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37、2020: The Apocalypse Exhibition Round 1!) l# C0 j$ V# }! }  m" i2 _0 y
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2020年:启示录表演赛第一轮!
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1 {& G- q+ z: G/ V9 ?38、Next in 2020: acidic fighting birds that attack people only when the sun is out.- x( E. g8 Y6 c. S5 I/ V

! n" w. ?/ C6 d3 S' p# _  N# `! T7 m2020年接下来会发生的:出现了会吐酸液的好斗怪鸟,只会在太阳出来的时候攻击人。
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(回复1)You guys are all making jokes about this but it''s all been said in the Bible joke about it all you want when it happens to you you''re going to wish you hadn''t said anything at all better start asking for God''s forgiveness or better yet repent1 _+ c/ F/ F7 P. l

$ n  y9 ]: x; q- S你们这些家伙尽在这种事情上说笑,但这些在圣经中可是都有提到的,想怎么开玩笑就这么开玩笑吧,随你们的便,等到这破事发生到了你身上,你就会希望当初啥也没说了。最好现在就开始乞求上帝的宽恕,能忏悔就更好了
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5 Q! f- J4 M: Z4 a+ [6 y' Q3 Q" `39、As Japanese i have to say:
7 z* k* s; J2 D) A* p& i4 |7 M$ q"Lol how did they get there?"
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5 c  F2 d/ d0 m) x作为日本人我不得不问一句:“它们是怎么跑到那里去的?呵呵”
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40、People in the US: I can’t wait until this pandemic is over so I can go outside again.0 c' h% _6 s0 W& {  r# O, U
Murder Hornets: No9 p0 v9 g7 R. L& `7 ~6 F3 [0 V

/ Y% ~1 a7 g3 _+ X% R  N6 H美国人民:我等不及这场瘟疫结束了,这样我就又能外出了。5 N: ]* o! L! F4 E6 q, a, I1 b5 s8 F4 o
杀人大黄蜂:门儿都没有。0 T7 |& v! b1 T2 A  F6 z

! Q1 j2 H5 S4 }4 f  ]8 M$ W41、Me: "This can''t get any worse."7 {$ b( F( a& C3 R# e( P6 R4 d4 ~
June: "BREAKING NEWS: Megalodon Shark Found Alive, How many more are out there?"
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  ?+ O: F5 F! X( G, [我:“这世道坏得不能再坏了。”- y$ N9 z9 ^% j2 \3 ~8 n
六月:“爆炸性新闻:发现活体巨齿鲨,在野外还有多少呢?”4 l; g" C: v! ~/ ]/ y

- L: w) k: |, J% E  {9 I9 H7 H4 t42、WTF is the world literally becoming like black mirror????/ @; I' T  `+ Z5 ~

4 F$ e9 Q/ H0 o6 C搞什么嘛,这个世界还真的变成《黑镜》里那样啦????! ]3 B# _7 g" J6 N% S
(译注:《黑镜》为英剧,系振聋发聩的批判现实主义科幻剧集)
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43、At this point im just waiting for Jesus to descend from a cloud.
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# j8 z& S; L2 A: Z) I& d0 q此时此刻,我就等着看耶稣从天而降了。
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  [9 {5 H/ R' r/ N44、2020: this isn''t even my final form..2 D! `( v( M6 V

; [9 _" K$ I! D1 S% _% r$ P* w2020君:这还远远不是我的最终形态呢..
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: ~$ i- m8 ~( g3 \8 ^* h45、Can 2020 get any worse?, o  Z, k( J* n. q5 P! i
A: no
& Z# |) d; g6 j& B* ^B: yes
* W( T0 n# B/ o' z8 rThe answer is Bee* w! `3 c% l6 k

+ I7 i) b! v* w9 [! u9 W1 K0 s" ~2020年还能更糟糕一些么?/ O) U; X4 J% x, X) w( t* t
A:不能9 @5 e( {* l6 a4 t
B:能# R6 S$ m- j: w8 f+ m: D8 Z: J) L+ ]
回答是蜜蜂。1 `- D) J2 c' S6 m9 @7 m
(译注:谐音梗,bee=B)! o1 c4 E5 O" L! E- b- h
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46、Take me back 2019 !! I’m srry for complaining9 M8 e( @4 d" e4 C# p

/ s8 n( T- T( |! o. F* S! L2 w8 U把我带回2019年吧!!我为我的抱怨说声抱歉。
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% c* X9 U% }( a& d" y0 W53、At this point I''m not even surprised anymore
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此时此刻,我甚至都不再感到惊讶了。. L- h, G, o2 {
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54、Suddenly I don''t seem so strange for taking a flame thrower everywhere I go.
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突然之间,我到哪儿都背着火焰喷射器看起来就不会那么奇怪了。
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55、2020 is what 2012 was trying to be
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- u3 a) U2 T: J# Q2020年是2012年曾努力成为的样子。' D& _# k! P4 G) j! S4 `6 K

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